thejabberwocki:

the-great-ninja-blu:

"Hi, can I get a regular coffee and a free pass to hang out here all day?" x

Matt and Jabber at MC D’s (From what I’ve been told)

^accurate

Basically.

Real talk

period-princess:

forestnymph0:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Thank you. I needed this today.

This is amazing

telamonian:

[reads the Silmarillion for two seconds]

[spends an hour on Wikipedia figuring out who the fuck everyone is ]

Middle-Earth history meme » 3/3 Ainur

Namo the elder dwells in Mandos, which is westward in Valinor. He is the keeper of the Houses of the Dead, and the summoner of the spirits of the slain. He forgets nothing; and he knows all things that shall be, save only those that lie still in the freedom of Iluvatar. He is the Doomsman of the Valar; but he pronounces his dooms and his Judgements only at the bidding of Manwё.

phobso:

back from Malificent

Malificent’s raven was a cutest bbysitter

pushthequorumbutton:

…And [Melkor] descended upon Arda in power and majesty greater than any other of the Valar…

i didn’t fill a bingo square but i still made a thing?

MW